Humans of Philex

Image from Google Here's a flashback of the life of Taraki boy idiiiiiiiii newly hired pay lang suna. Taraki boy, with his complete PPE-- on his way home, was supposed to visit his friend in URT ta they will make a little shot-shot kanu.  **Rides a shuttle bus with a sign: "BANGET". (He was supposed to ride on a "PADCAL" bus tapnu bumaba pay ijaaaay URT, ngem, bagong hire adi-- he did not know.. poor taraki boy...) Because he was shy mango and did not make "PARAAAAA" , Taraki boy ends up waiting for another 45 minutes ijaaaaaaay checkpoint. To avoid kantsaw from his friends when got back up, he just said, "Joy ride adi!". Epic. Fail.

If you are taga-ijaaay Palawan (not the Palawan where you find pawikans and white beaches), you probably know who she is. If not, you probably would have bought ngay the yummy pancit ken crunchy nga kwa-- lumpia ijay Penthouse. If yes, then you already know her. The number one in our "bucket" list is the "bucket" from Palawan, ni Mrs. Leona Bugtong. She is everybody's Lola, Auntieee, Gayyem and Mother. She is most of the time labelled as "Kuton" (ant) because she talks to everyone she meets ngay along the street. A normal taraki boy would take around 15 minutes to walk from Eastern Saddle to Penthouse. But, the "Bucket from Palawan" will take about 1 1/2 hours to about 2 hours to reach Penthouse from Eastern Saddle. Adi pay kasla kuton ta she would say "hi" or another istorya ijay people nga she meets. She would seem grouchy if you do not know her, but, I assure you, she's the most loving mother any of us can imagine. W...

Once upon a time, ijaaaaay Kiangan Village, far, far away, there lived a young, safe, taraki boy. Every morning, when he wakes up, he prays for a safe work day ahead. Being safe meant that he wore his taraki hard hat, sparkling reflectorized vest and taraki rubber boots- before he goes out of his house. Taraki boy never forgets to smile, ta he knows that being kind to others will lift up ngay his co-workers' morale. Taraki boy works diligently. He does not sleep underground uray pay his taraki boss, Sir Kaging is not around. Image from Google Taraki boy looks up and down, left and right, front ken back ta he makes sure nga safe isuna and his kakadwa. That is the tale of the safe taraki boy. He comes home safe ijaaaaaay Kiangan Village, far, far away, plays his old country music and eats pinikpikan with sityot ken etag adi.