The Tale of the Christmas Bonus

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Once upon a time, in a land far, faar away, ijaaaaaaay Kiangan Village, there lived the young Taraki Boy. Everytime nga he woke up, he made sure he was safe. His favorite food ngay ket jay intorta nga sayote ken sayote with adu adu nga sardines- jay Young Towns.

 He would go to the underground, work diligently and safely uray pay Sir Kaging was not around. Production is very good. Likewise with the Mill. 

 According to Bloomberg.com, metal prices are very high as compared to the previous years. Adi pay the future of mining is shining...

 (Bruno Mars sings 24k Magic in the background)...
"Players, put yo' pinky rings up to the moon
Girls, what y'all trying to do?
24 karat magic in the air
Head to toe so player
Uh, look out!"
image from google
December 18, the taraki company gives 60 days pay on top of the 13th month pay. Taraki boy's heart jumps like the wild rodeo horse in the countryside. 

He thinks, "Ay ayu! I want to buy the latest automatic washing machine by Samsung which is worth Php 45,000.00. I want the automatic one so I can play my guitar and sing my favorite song 'Remember When' while wearing my leather jacket while my ngirngir clothes are being washed."

 Then, he snaps out of it ta he was asleep lang gayam. 

It was all a dream.

Then he said to himself, "ay ayu, adu adu met ngamin ti sunflowers ya!"...

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